I am not going to tell you how fucking important The Candy Snatchers were/are to punk rock and rock-n-roll in general. If I had to do that, you wouldn't be here reading this right now. Right? So why don't you get off this page and click here to buy The Candy Snatchers' new CD and/or LIMITED EDITION PICTURE DISC LP. Either purchase comes with a free digital download. And the LP is limited to 500 only. Once they're gone, they're gone for good. So all you collector scum take note.
If you really need to freshen up on The Candy Snatchers, why not read this latest preview from their recent record release party in their hometown of Norfolk, VA. Or you could be so cool as to buy Eric Davidson's new book We Never Learn: The Gunk Punk Undergut 1988-2001 and learn a lot about the world's most dangerous band. Don't know who Eric Davidson is? You dummy! He sings for The New Bomb Turks!
I honestly don't know what the fuck you are waiting for. These records will disappear fast and then you'll be sorry.












